Starting Rotation
1) CC Fatsabatia
2) AJ "Contract Year" Burnett
3) Andy "Goat eyes" Petite
4) Joba "Nats" Chamberlain
5) Sergio "Who?" Mitre
Starting Lineup
1) D. Jeter
2) Johnny "Idiot" Damon
3) Mark "$$$" Texeira
4) A-Roid
5) Jorge "Rat Face" Posada
6) Robinson "no-hustle" Cano
7) Hideous Matsui
8 ) Melky "fake-milkman" Cabrera
9 or DH) Pitcher or Swisher